










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Esplay | 38 matches | 2,261 | |
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3451 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1430 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1647 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1841 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1714 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,904 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Aville | 48% | 122 |
| #5 | choco | 46% | 39 |
| #6 | Konna | 43% | 135 |
| #7 | Legendari | 38% | 104 |
| #8 | RasistiTero | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konna | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Spargo | 14 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | Aville | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Legendari | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | ™StarHippoZᴿᴬᴳᴱ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konna | 630 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | Legendari | 322 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Aville | 287 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | ™StarHippoZᴿᴬᴳᴱ | 191 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | choco | 142 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jemi | +3.98 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | Spargo | +2.99 | 93 | 47 |
| #3 | choco | +2.96 | 86 | 72 |
| #4 | Konna | +0.54 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | ™StarHippoZᴿᴬᴳᴱ | -0.92 | 52 | 61 |





