








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2340 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1157 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1858 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $734,863 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lengoku | 52% | 75 |
| #2 | si^b^rO | 47% | 30 |
| #3 | Shwayy | 44% | 98 |
| #4 | WAMBAM | 41% | 70 |
| #5 | YaBoiPappy | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lengoku | 52% | 75 |
| #2 | si^b^rO | 47% | 30 |
| #3 | Shwayy | 44% | 98 |
| #4 | WAMBAM | 41% | 70 |
| #5 | YaBoiPappy | 38% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WAMBAM | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | si^b^rO | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Shwayy | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Lengoku | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | YaBoiPappy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shwayy | 605 | 0.33 | 17 min |
| #2 | WAMBAM | 236 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lengoku | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | YaBoiPappy | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | si^b^rO | 37 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lengoku | +0.17 | 81 | 57 |
| #2 | Griezz | -0.31 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | si^b^rO | -0.55 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | Shwayy | -0.61 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | YaBoiPappy | -0.68 | 70 | 48 |





