








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3979 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2693 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3729 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3240 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $776,967 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL1X | 65% | 49 |
| #2 | tung[p] | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | CRWNZ | 57% | 107 |
| #4 | KALVNNN | 54% | 229 |
| #5 | Gohfakyu | 53% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | KALVNNN | 54% | 229 |
| #5 | Gohfakyu | 53% | 30 |
| #6 | Shaggy1Z1/BOT | 52% | 25 |
| #7 | S!D | 47% | 19 |
| #8 | St3in | 47% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KALVNNN | 17 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | CRWNZ | 9 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | FL1X | 5 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | St3in | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | tung[p] | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KALVNNN | 1155 | 0.24 | 26 min |
| #2 | CRWNZ | 337 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | St3in | 300 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Shaggy1Z1/BOT | 186 | 0.34 | 5 min |
| #5 | FL1X | 173 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRWNZ | +2.05 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Shaggy1Z1/BOT | +1.26 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | KALVNNN | +0.68 | 69 | 68 |
| #4 | chico papi chulo | +0.54 | 79 | 68 |
| #5 | tung[p] | +0.41 | 86 | 70 |





