








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 36 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Renown | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,033 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8639 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6465 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4504 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5425 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,972 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 736 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL1X | 63% | 126 |
| #2 | jayz1337x | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | CRWNZ | 55% | 150 |
| #4 | chico papi chulo | 54% | 229 |
| #5 | Gohfakyu | 53% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | CRWNZ | 55% | 150 |
| #4 | chico papi chulo | 54% | 229 |
| #5 | Gohfakyu | 53% | 64 |
| #6 | St3in | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | tung[p] | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chico papi chulo | 37 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | CRWNZ | 18 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | FL1X | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Gohfakyu | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | St3in | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chico papi chulo | 982 | 0.20 | 24 min |
| #2 | FL1X | 455 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | CRWNZ | 429 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | St3in | 348 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | jayz1337x | 159 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CRWNZ | +2.41 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | tung[p] | +0.81 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | chico papi chulo | +0.65 | 79 | 67 |
| #4 | jayz1337x | +0.62 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | KALVNNN | +0.55 | 71 | 69 |





