








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2013 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1664 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1478 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1421 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $385,694 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giostin Gaethje | 49% | 192 |
| #2 | Lance Hardwood | 46% | 93 |
| #3 | boosboos | 46% | 96 |
| #4 | Jed Mosley | 43% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giostin Gaethje | 49% | 192 |
| #2 | Lance Hardwood | 46% | 93 |
| #3 | boosboos | 46% | 96 |
| #4 | Jed Mosley | 43% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giostin Gaethje | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Lance Hardwood | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Jed Mosley | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | boosboos | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giostin Gaethje | 546 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lance Hardwood | 322 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | boosboos | 213 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jed Mosley | 144 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giostin Gaethje | +2.45 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Lance Hardwood | +1.14 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | Granam | +0.27 | 51 | 58 |
| #4 | boosboos | -0.77 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | Jed Mosley | -3.49 | 49 | 37 |





