








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 850 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Faceit | 192 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4782 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2576 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4475 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3991 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,444,094 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wAKKa | 72% | 39 |
| #2 | Frank's | 71% | 91 |
| #3 | Frank's | 68% | 66 |
| #4 | shogaN | 63% | 54 |
| #5 | GRMZ | 61% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | paiN_ | 59% | 81 |
| #7 | ADK | 59% | 103 |
| #8 | EVI | 58% | 265 |
| #9 | t3zz | 56% | 205 |
| #10 | ZEY | 44% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EVI | 16 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | t3zz | 11 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | paiN_ | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Frank's | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | GRMZ | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EVI | 858 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | t3zz | 549 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Frank's | 440 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #4 | ADK | 359 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | GRMZ | 236 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wAKKa | +1.78 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Frank's | +1.69 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | shogaN | +1.64 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | t3zz | +1.63 | 85 | 61 |
| #5 | ADK | +1.49 | 80 | 65 |





