








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 96 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5165 | 21% |
| Smokes | 6248 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7189 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5447 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,593 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shunsui | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Dürüm | 56% | 59 |
| #3 | K-JeTroniC^ | 54% | 145 |
| #4 | dickcheese | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Darkangel | 51% | 359 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Peere | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | SonnY. | 45% | 113 |
| #10 | 420Angel | 44% | 66 |
| #11 | Styne | 35% | 48 |
| #12 | willy | 35% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkangel | 27 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | sliepschieve | 16 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Dürüm | 8 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | 420Angel | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Ep0x- | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darkangel | 975 | 0.13 | 28 min |
| #2 | Ep0x- | 398 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | 420Angel | 157 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dürüm | 145 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | sliepschieve | 133 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dickcheese | +4.94 | 58 | 67 |
| #2 | Darkangel | +2.74 | 48 | 71 |
| #3 | 420Angel | +1.24 | 48 | 69 |
| #4 | Wicked Bastard | +0.75 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | Dürüm | +0.73 | 49 | 70 |





