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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2207 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2641 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1400 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,473 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I am Kenough | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | goose | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | jackko | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Chocolate159 | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Gounggoung | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I am Kenough | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | goose | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | jackko | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | Chocolate159 | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | Gounggoung | 48% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gounggoung | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Chocolate159 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | goose | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gounggoung | 137 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | goose | 59 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Chocolate159 | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | jackko | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | I am Kenough | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jackko | +6.89 | 94 | 66 |
| #2 | Gounggoung | +0.15 | 48 | 56 |
| #3 | ice age baby | -0.39 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | Chocolate159 | -0.46 | 60 | 49 |
| #5 | I am Kenough | -1.37 | 39 | 42 |





