








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 681 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 174 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12738 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11016 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12844 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 10276 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,878,622 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sertic | 60% | 104 |
| #2 | Chocolate159 | 53% | 455 |
| #3 | tell | 51% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sertic | 60% | 104 |
| #2 | Chocolate159 | 53% | 455 |
| #3 | tell | 51% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chocolate159 | 20 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | sertic | 20 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | tell | 14 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chocolate159 | 978 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | tell | 438 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | sertic | 251 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sertic | +4.80 | 91 | 39 |
| #2 | Gounggoung | +0.62 | 49 | 61 |
| #3 | Chocolate159 | +0.41 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | tell | -1.90 | 61 | 43 |





