








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1021 | 29% |
| Smokes | 830 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $501,101 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 17 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrTonttu | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Tuikelo :_D | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | recruit | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | marok | 52% | 58 |
| #5 | Motimäki | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Taiquri | 41% | 17 |
| #9 | Pulu | 41% | 61 |
| #10 | Meltsi | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | Just Coala | 36% | 25 |
| #12 | s2k㊪ | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingrat | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | recruit | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | marok | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Pulu | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Tuikelo :_D | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingrat | 754 | 0.30 | 23 min |
| #2 | recruit | 305 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tuikelo :_D | 202 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #4 | Pulu | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | marok | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kingrat | +1.85 | 80 | 80 |
| #2 | Tuikelo :_D | +1.54 | 61 | 72 |
| #3 | Pherseshöns | +0.74 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | marok | +0.70 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | recruit | -0.20 | 49 | 63 |





