








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 377 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3506 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4220 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2194 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3503 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,405,007 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fflew | 78% | 27 |
| #2 | ✪bro? | 60% | 57 |
| #3 | sshrdl | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Cynx | 57% | 61 |
| #5 | imgor | 57% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Hercules_ | 48% | 58 |
| #10 | CarSex537 | 39% | 66 |
| #11 | kayo | 39% | 41 |
| #12 | bite booty cheeks | 37% | 35 |
| #13 | Daroko | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imgor | 26 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | kayo | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Cynx | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | wilby_ | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ✪bro? | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imgor | 1342 | 0.37 | 36 min |
| #2 | ✪bro? | 322 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | Cynx | 296 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #4 | Rody | 273 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #5 | Daroko | 211 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fflew | +3.31 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Hercules_ | +2.20 | 85 | 47 |
| #3 | wilby_ | +2.04 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | imgor | +1.59 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | crazywombat11689 | +1.37 | 75 | 61 |





