








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1393 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1580 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1218 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1197 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $531,143 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ende. | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | ☦Geo777☦ | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | braNdoFn | 75% | 12 |
| #4 | robbin yo hood | 73% | 22 |
| #5 | .seth | 71% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Pinkie | 69% | 74 |
| #8 | karuta | 65% | 23 |
| #9 | Y4RAn1 | 55% | 11 |
| #10 | PARADOX | 52% | 21 |
| #11 | paranoia | 44% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pinkie | 8 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | karuta | 4 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | .seth | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | robbin yo hood | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Y4RAn1 | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ende. | +5.87 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Pinkie | +4.85 | 88 | 48 |
| #3 | karuta | +4.77 | 86 | 56 |
| #4 | braNdoFn | +4.25 | 86 | 60 |
| #5 | ☦Geo777☦ | +3.59 | 74 | 62 |





