








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 122 matches | ||
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4193 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3973 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3265 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3145 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $641,109 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Aatuzzi | 52% | 90 |
| #7 | Teme | 49% | 65 |
| #8 | Bóbr | 49% | 250 |
| #9 | Lamar Compton | 48% | 85 |
| #10 | DrFartManiac | 32% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bóbr | +1.91 | 84 | 64 |
| #2 | Aatuzzi | +1.41 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | Lamar Compton | +0.75 | 60 | 80 |
| #4 | FranKe | +0.69 | 78 | 73 |
| #5 | WalterWide | -0.16 | 61 | 63 |





