








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,857 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 310 | 17% |
| Smokes | 359 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 664 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 524 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $131,072 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV/SirLordLort | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | ^Flækker med Blicher | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | d0gfromsky | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Buller | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | SyneX | 43% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | knivstikker | 12 | 0.0227 |
| #2 | BOT | 5 | 0.0526 |
| #3 | Hampen | 4 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Buller | 3 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | d0gfromsky | 3 | 0.0134 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV/SirLordLort | +3.69 | 71 | 43 |
| #2 | d0gfromsky | +2.11 | 62 | 72 |
| #3 | Hampen | +1.17 | 39 | 69 |
| #4 | Nørskov | +0.91 | 57 | 66 |
| #5 | BOT | +0.86 | 65 | 56 |





