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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 845 | 41% |
| Smokes | 476 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 469 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 253 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,158 of utility $282 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | binna-- | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | Zaykor | 47% | 59 |
| #3 | Hämmchen | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | andreasoderso | 41% | 49 |
| #5 | Snaice | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | binna-- | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Zaykor | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | andreasoderso | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Sokrates | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Hämmchen | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | binna-- | +4.39 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | Zaykor | +2.45 | 54 | 55 |
| #3 | Snaice | +2.13 | 63 | 48 |
| #4 | Hämmchen | +1.86 | 61 | 36 |
| #5 | Sokrates | -1.20 | 67 | 40 |





