








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,529 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9013 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6774 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8801 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6941 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,648,463 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 419 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeAraujoTv | 51% | 85 |
| #2 | mLvN. | 50% | 241 |
| #3 | bird | 50% | 260 |
| #4 | Simble | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | rez | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Simble | 43% | 35 |
| #5 | rez | 42% | 78 |
| #6 | Mantyy | 41% | 34 |
| #7 | Rediez | 38% | 47 |
| #8 | hypzer | 37% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLvN. | 24 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | hypzer | 15 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | bird | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | DeAraujoTv | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Mantyy | 5 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLvN. | 324 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | bird | 196 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mantyy | 146 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | hypzer | 139 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | DeAraujoTv | 121 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLvN. | +2.21 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Simble | +1.59 | 59 | 62 |
| #3 | Rediez | +0.77 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | DeAraujoTv | +0.53 | 49 | 49 |
| #5 | bird | -0.33 | 51 | 32 |





