








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3019 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,793 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1803 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2823 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2126 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2041 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,303 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furya | 50% | 241 |
| #2 | bird | 47% | 98 |
| #3 | hypzer | 40% | 80 |
| #4 | rez | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furya | 50% | 241 |
| #2 | bird | 47% | 98 |
| #3 | hypzer | 40% | 80 |
| #4 | rez | 38% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hypzer | 13 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Furya | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | bird | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | rez | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furya | 833 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | hypzer | 119 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | bird | 80 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | rez | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLvN. | +2.17 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | Furya | -1.00 | 56 | 77 |
| #3 | rez | -1.27 | 51 | 49 |
| #4 | bird | -1.78 | 45 | 36 |
| #5 | hypzer | -3.57 | 27 | 42 |





