








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 396 | 20% |
| Smokes | 665 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 319 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,518 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bird | 43% | 46 |
| #2 | Furya | 42% | 78 |
| #3 | mLvN. | 38% | 58 |
| #4 | hypzer | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bird | 43% | 46 |
| #2 | Furya | 42% | 78 |
| #3 | mLvN. | 38% | 58 |
| #4 | hypzer | 23% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLvN. | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | hypzer | 5 | 0.0131 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Furya | 254 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | mLvN. | 72 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | hypzer | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | bird | 23 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mLvN. | +1.92 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | rez | -0.82 | 52 | 49 |
| #3 | Furya | -0.92 | 63 | 79 |
| #4 | bird | -1.56 | 55 | 34 |
| #5 | hypzer | -3.97 | 34 | 41 |





