








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,211 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2474 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2523 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1781 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1433 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,695 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jestem.fajny.miszczu | 59% | 79 |
| #2 | CheesedToMeetYou | 50% | 136 |
| #3 | JoJoReference | 48% | 96 |
| #4 | N O I D E D | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 45% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | N O I D E D | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 45% | 140 |
| #6 | balukasik1 | 45% | 190 |
| #7 | OG Krysztal | 31% | 29 |
| #8 | Dope Sensei | 31% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | balukasik1 | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | CheesedToMeetYou | 10 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Dope Sensei | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | jestem.fajny.miszczu | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 641 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | CheesedToMeetYou | 379 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | balukasik1 | 257 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | N O I D E D | 200 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | jestem.fajny.miszczu | 135 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OG Krysztal | +0.40 | 66 | 38 |
| #2 | CheesedToMeetYou | +0.34 | 68 | 65 |
| #3 | balukasik1 | +0.20 | 52 | 46 |
| #4 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | -0.11 | 57 | 71 |
| #5 | JoJoReference | -0.13 | 84 | 38 |





