








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 202 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 422 | 12% |
| Smokes | 981 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 990 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1037 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $975,188 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 142 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jestem.fajny.miszczu | 54% | 98 |
| #2 | Convanek | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | balukasik1 | 50% | 151 |
| #4 | N O I D E D | 48% | 83 |
| #5 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 48% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | N O I D E D | 48% | 83 |
| #5 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 48% | 210 |
| #6 | Jaromek <3 | 48% | 96 |
| #7 | CheesedToMeetYou | 48% | 189 |
| #8 | Dope Sensei | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CheesedToMeetYou | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | balukasik1 | 8 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | jestem.fajny.miszczu | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Jaromek <3 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | 1002 | 0.23 | 29 min |
| #2 | CheesedToMeetYou | 548 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | Jaromek <3 | 255 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | balukasik1 | 221 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | N O I D E D | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jestem.fajny.miszczu | +0.35 | 54 | 54 |
| #2 | CheesedToMeetYou | +0.31 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | balukasik1 | +0.29 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | JoJoReference | -0.01 | 81 | 32 |
| #5 | Uczeń Kamil Zdun | -0.21 | 59 | 70 |





