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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 152 | 31% |
| Smokes | 225 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 50 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 66 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $122,298 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soldier of godrick | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | jordan | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Ploxy | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Ben Salami | 35% | 20 |
| #5 | 2 COLD s0 DoPe | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ploxy | 42% | 19 |
| #4 | Ben Salami | 35% | 20 |
| #5 | 2 COLD s0 DoPe | 26% | 19 |
| #6 | 蛙 ❀ | 20% | 5 |
| #7 | Zensunomi | 0% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2 COLD s0 DoPe | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Zensunomi | 1 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | 蛙 ❀ | 1 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ploxy | 42 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ben Salami | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | 2 COLD s0 DoPe | 19 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Zensunomi | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | jordan | 4 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ploxy | +2.73 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | Zensunomi | +1.61 | 34 | 22 |
| #3 | jordan | +0.79 | 67 | 20 |
| #4 | 蛙 ❀ | -0.83 | 39 | 11 |
| #5 | Ben Salami | -1.19 | 27 | 54 |





