








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,929 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 615 | 21% |
| Smokes | 829 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 707 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 778 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $359,977 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeavyGod | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | Giorno Giovanna | 100% | 10 |
| #3 | spray | 100% | 13 |
| #4 | xKacpersky | 100% | 13 |
| #5 | b3n5 | 78% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HubicPair^ | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | xKacpersky | 6 | 0.0249 |
| #3 | b3n5 | 5 | 0.0266 |
| #4 | michael | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | HeavyGod | 3 | 0.0183 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | 83 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| #2 | HubicPair^ | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | michael | 70 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | ryznh | 63 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Smux | 56 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeavyGod | +10.98 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | Giorno Giovanna | +4.09 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | ryznh | +4.01 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | Ken0bi_ | +3.53 | 69 | 70 |
| #5 | HubicPair^ | +2.88 | 87 | 45 |





