








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 417 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 275 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3246 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3798 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5617 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4575 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,084,800 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wld | 70% | 67 |
| #2 | KRTEK | 65% | 123 |
| #3 | Buszek | 61% | 49 |
| #4 | cpt.thoudy! | 61% | 121 |
| #5 | n1xe. | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BABJASZk1ngx | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Buszek | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Avanturnikus | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Kaiō-ken | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Yoss | 4 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Avanturnikus | 1076 | 0.18 | 28 min |
| #2 | Kaiō-ken | 313 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | cpt.thoudy! | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | KRTEK | 180 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | BABJASZk1ngx | 149 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CanWeStillBeFriends? | +3.86 | 77 | 66 |
| #2 | Avanturnikus | +1.85 | 73 | 74 |
| #3 | KRTEK | +1.28 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Kaiō-ken | +0.47 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | n1xe. | +0.44 | 84 | 49 |





