








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 109 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1329 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1253 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1283 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1463 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $381,371 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaiō-ken | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | wld | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | Mroziu | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | KRTEK | 61% | 87 |
| #5 | CanWeStillBeFriends? | 60% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CanWeStillBeFriends? | +4.84 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Avanturnikus | +3.36 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | KRTEK | +1.64 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | Mroziu | +1.06 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | Kaiō-ken | +0.71 | 69 | 72 |





