








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 888 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Faceit | 234 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 171 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11957 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10945 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3966 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 8015 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,811,562 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BABJASZk1ngx | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Jan Paweł Szlugi | 18 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Kaiō-ken | 15 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Buszek | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Yoss | 13 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaiō-ken | 846 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #2 | Buszek | 818 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #3 | Jan Paweł Szlugi | 548 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | CanWeStillBeFriends? | 542 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | BABJASZk1ngx | 511 | 0.06 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CanWeStillBeFriends? | +3.46 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | Avanturnikus | +2.63 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | BABJASZk1ngx | +1.16 | 60 | 52 |
| #4 | n1xe. | +1.07 | 81 | 51 |
| #5 | Yoss | +0.98 | 69 | 63 |





