








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1305 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1550 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1260 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1327 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,927 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elli | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Viper | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | SnusGott | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | Anemic | 52% | 140 |
| #5 | Der Genickzwirbler | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemic | 422 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Bifi | 226 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Der Genickzwirbler | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | SnusGott | 20 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemic | +6.68 | 92 | 78 |
| #2 | Viper | +2.18 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | -0.03 | 91 | 42 |
| #4 | Bifi | -0.22 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | SnusGott | -0.42 | 70 | 50 |





