








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3004 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3849 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4008 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3236 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,355 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | SnusGott | 55% | 101 |
| #7 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | 53% | 62 |
| #8 | Ani-Pie | 51% | 91 |
| #9 | Grothe | 49% | 112 |
| #10 | Keepcoolitsme | 34% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemic | 1013 | 0.14 | 30 min |
| #2 | Grothe | 226 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | 113 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Der Genickzwirbler | 89 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | SnusGott | 69 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemic | +7.05 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | Viper | +1.90 | 80 | 52 |
| #3 | Bifi | +0.29 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | -0.21 | 89 | 51 |
| #5 | SnusGott | -0.30 | 64 | 52 |





