








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6731 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3898 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3669 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3946 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3115 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,588,448 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 311 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viper | 77% | 39 |
| #2 | Elli | 71% | 140 |
| #3 | SnusGott | 59% | 132 |
| #4 | Bifi | 59% | 358 |
| #5 | Ani-Pie | 56% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bifi | 648 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | Grothe | 285 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Der Genickzwirbler | 123 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | 108 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | SnusGott | 84 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anemic | +7.16 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | Viper | +2.78 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | Bifi | +0.23 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | SnusGott | -0.19 | 63 | 51 |
| #5 | leJakub Skinbaron.de | -0.67 | 89 | 50 |





