








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4066 | 41% |
| Smokes | 1157 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2387 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2191 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $864,738 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Towlie | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Coach Seed | 13 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | Paragon Gumby | 13 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | Karl Hungus | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Diff | 8 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Towlie | +4.09 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Coach Seed | +3.76 | 87 | 54 |
| #3 | shermY | -0.02 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Paragon Gumby | -0.08 | 69 | 55 |
| #5 | Diff | -0.32 | 58 | 50 |





