








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1601 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 182 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,801 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11817 | 37% |
| Smokes | 9010 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5976 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4998 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,896 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 685 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karl Hungus | 21 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | Towlie | 19 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | 🔮Dark🔮 | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Coach Seed | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | shermY | 8 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Towlie | +3.63 | 76 | 62 |
| #2 | Coach Seed | +3.31 | 86 | 57 |
| #3 | Paragon Gumby | +0.61 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | 🔮Dark🔮 | +0.28 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | vad7070 | -0.21 | 71 | 49 |





