








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 324 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




83 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2765 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2628 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4125 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3764 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,517,066 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 205 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E-Atleet | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | Sainzz- | 53% | 36 |
| #3 | HunteR | 52% | 54 |
| #4 | WhifferCS | 52% | 99 |
| #5 | BloodRuby | 50% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhifferCS | +4.47 | 81 | 72 |
| #2 | E-Atleet | +4.46 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | Sainzz- | +3.88 | 82 | 56 |
| #4 | Icon | +2.01 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | xBroTheRx | +1.96 | 72 | 65 |





