








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 661 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 588 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 209 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8097 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7543 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9489 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8730 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 8890 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,523,656 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2031 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Aleex93 | 56% | 48 |
| #5 | JRS | 51% | 110 |
| #6 | Wojtyła | 51% | 77 |
| #7 | Modric Shaolin ^_^ | 47% | 77 |
| #8 | de_rebby | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arastor | +2.51 | 79 | 63 |
| #2 | SrLubina$ | +0.43 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | Modric Shaolin ^_^ | -0.15 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | de_rebby | -0.23 | 89 | 46 |
| #5 | JRS | -1.71 | 41 | 69 |





