








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1657 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 552 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6138 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4208 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2980 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3862 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,983,685 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gizm0 | 54% | 173 |
| #2 | P[1]ra Ev2 | 53% | 214 |
| #3 | Modric Shaolin ^_^ | 53% | 243 |
| #4 | dav1d ☯ | 52% | 92 |
| #5 | SrLubina$ | 50% | 133 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | JRS | 49% | 287 |
| #7 | Aleex93 | 49% | 245 |
| #8 | Wojtyła | 48% | 148 |
| #9 | Arastor | 46% | 78 |
| #10 | asier -0€ | 45% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleex93 | 57 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | JRS | 34 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Modric Shaolin ^_^ | 31 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | asier -0€ | 17 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | gizm0 | 15 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gizm0 | 2105 | 0.56 | 66 min |
| #2 | JRS | 1724 | 0.28 | 41 min |
| #3 | P[1]ra Ev2 | 1190 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #4 | Aleex93 | 835 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #5 | Modric Shaolin ^_^ | 835 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arastor | +2.39 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Modric Shaolin ^_^ | +1.43 | 67 | 61 |
| #3 | de_rebby | +1.31 | 87 | 49 |
| #4 | gizm0 | +0.98 | 80 | 77 |
| #5 | dav1d ☯ | +0.57 | 55 | 61 |





