








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 80 | 11% |
| Smokes | 220 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 168 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $51,019 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oLii | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Breezy | 48% | 82 |
| #4 | GangWeed420 | 47% | 70 |
| #5 | Neon | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Breezy | 48% | 82 |
| #4 | GangWeed420 | 47% | 70 |
| #5 | Neon | 44% | 73 |
| #6 | neil | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 6 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Breezy | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | GangWeed420 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | oLii | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neon | 186 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | GangWeed420 | 104 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Breezy | 101 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 40 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | oLii | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breezy | +3.76 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | oLii | +0.40 | 64 | 54 |
| #3 | GangWeed420 | +0.32 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | Neon | -0.76 | 47 | 64 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | -1.88 | 46 | 27 |





