








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2007 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1859 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1564 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2231 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,347 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oLii | 55% | 42 |
| #2 | Breezy | 48% | 225 |
| #3 | GangWeed420 | 48% | 210 |
| #4 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GangWeed420 | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Breezy | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | neil | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | oLii | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GangWeed420 | 393 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | Breezy | 356 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | neil | 87 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | oLii | 69 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breezy | +4.37 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | GangWeed420 | -0.06 | 63 | 63 |
| #3 | oLii | -0.66 | 61 | 52 |
| #4 | Neon | -0.91 | 44 | 61 |
| #5 | JohnnyBoy | -1.75 | 46 | 27 |





