








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1492 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1491 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1994 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,341 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GangWeed420 | 43% | 217 |
| #2 | JohnnyBoy | 43% | 28 |
| #3 | Neon | 41% | 100 |
| #4 | Breezy | 41% | 244 |
| #5 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 32% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breezy | 514 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | GangWeed420 | 460 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Neon | 221 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lch Ness ☾₊‧⁺˖ | 170 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | oLii | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Breezy | +5.50 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | GangWeed420 | +0.33 | 65 | 61 |
| #3 | oLii | +0.31 | 57 | 53 |
| #4 | JohnnyBoy | -0.55 | 48 | 23 |
| #5 | Neon | -1.00 | 40 | 62 |





