








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
795 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,467 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 632 | 26% |
| Smokes | 664 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 583 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 588 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,087 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | 88% | 8 |
| #2 | skruubz | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | kommi666 | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | Curv | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | corey ✿ܓ | 71% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | bango | 57% | 14 |
| #14 | Awsome | 50% | 4 |
| #15 | wyan | 50% | 4 |
| #16 | owen | 50% | 10 |
| #17 | Kiri | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RoughFire; | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | traditions | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Sbeve | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | corey ✿ܓ | 1 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | xtnkt | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashamed | 75 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #2 | RoughFire; | 66 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | traditions | 64 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★ Fortune | 57 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kiri | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | +5.37 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | kommi666 | +3.76 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | skruubz | +2.50 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | ★ Fortune | +2.16 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | RoughFire; | +2.07 | 76 | 69 |





