








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5621 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5353 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4909 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3916 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $831,688 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bearcats tyler | 83% | 53 |
| #2 | chiken | 82% | 38 |
| #3 | kmmt | 81% | 27 |
| #4 | Scouter | 81% | 32 |
| #5 | Boodee | 71% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | shroud | 59% | 32 |
| #8 | Katsu | 56% | 34 |
| #9 | hyza LEONHART | 51% | 37 |
| #10 | endzo | 49% | 119 |
| #11 | hvnlypeach | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | endzo | 13 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | JoJo | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | hvnlypeach | 6 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Scouter | 5 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | hyza LEONHART | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | endzo | 465 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | chiken | 200 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #3 | Bearcats tyler | 189 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | hyza LEONHART | 146 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Katsu | 132 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chiken | +4.57 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | Boodee | +3.36 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | Scouter | +3.03 | 93 | 61 |
| #4 | shroud | +2.47 | 87 | 48 |
| #5 | kmmt | +2.28 | 87 | 44 |





