








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3021 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2707 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1355 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1794 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,188 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .seth | 83% | 30 |
| #2 | walts | 80% | 15 |
| #3 | robbin yo hood | 73% | 60 |
| #4 | vio | 62% | 76 |
| #5 | braNdoFn | 58% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | braNdoFn | 261 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | vio | 227 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | robbin yo hood | 208 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | .seth | 144 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #5 | SUNTZU-孙子 | 134 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .seth | +5.02 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | robbin yo hood | +4.19 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | vio | +2.68 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | braNdoFn | +2.09 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | VS | +0.90 | 72 | 66 |





