








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5175 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3677 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 7911 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 4054 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $731,566 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | braNdoFn | 56% | 364 |
| #11 | Primo La Blimo | 54% | 35 |
| #12 | VS | 53% | 36 |
| #13 | SwiftshotNT | 51% | 165 |
| #14 | SUNTZU-孙子 | 51% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vio | +3.55 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | Pops | +3.25 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | -s762a | +2.74 | 88 | 69 |
| #4 | TheDinkster | +2.59 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | braNdoFn | +2.56 | 80 | 65 |





