








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 247 | 9% |
| Smokes | 1139 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 757 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 530 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,462 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jagdwurst | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | face | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Halem | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | SirLunchALot | 50% | 70 |
| #5 | der Hesse | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freakyy | 184 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Steve McDeag | 103 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Thorsten Wurst | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ak3d4.gaming | 54 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | SirLunchALot | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halem | +6.05 | 84 | 48 |
| #2 | Thorsten Wurst | +4.31 | 58 | 62 |
| #3 | Jagdwurst | +2.92 | 61 | 65 |
| #4 | Freakyy | +2.77 | 54 | 65 |
| #5 | Steve McDeag | +2.09 | 58 | 66 |





