








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,350 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 324 | 24% |
| Smokes | 406 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 390 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 230 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $121,986 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tok | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Yuri Tarded | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Suploks | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | sellbeast. | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tok | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | Yuri Tarded | 57% | 30 |
| #3 | Suploks | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | sellbeast. | 48% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sellbeast. | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Yuri Tarded | 3 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sellbeast. | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Yuri Tarded | 25 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | tok | 10 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Suploks | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tok | +4.00 | 87 | 33 |
| #2 | 헤르미 | +0.22 | 47 | 44 |
| #3 | Suploks | -0.51 | 53 | 26 |
| #4 | Yuri Tarded | -0.86 | 54 | 54 |
| #5 | sellbeast. | -1.64 | 32 | 41 |





