








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 47 | 15% |
| Smokes | 106 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 124 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 35 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $76,302 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri Tarded | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | D1gital | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | sellbeast. | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | 헤르미 | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri Tarded | 81% | 16 |
| #2 | D1gital | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | sellbeast. | 68% | 22 |
| #4 | 헤르미 | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuri Tarded | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sellbeast. | 33 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | 헤르미 | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Yuri Tarded | 8 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | D1gital | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D1gital | +2.31 | 58 | 49 |
| #2 | sellbeast. | +1.22 | 28 | 45 |
| #3 | 헤르미 | +0.39 | 44 | 34 |
| #4 | Yuri Tarded | +0.29 | 35 | 49 |
| #5 | Suploks | -0.32 | 61 | 29 |





