








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4527 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3570 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2790 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1219 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,774 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prusakz | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | Voltage | 52% | 90 |
| #3 | ;] | 51% | 157 |
| #4 | ム Wøøkie | 50% | 54 |
| #5 | BooLv | 50% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BooLv | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ;] | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ArthurHB | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Voltage | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | omegazur | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ム Wøøkie | +3.20 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | FORSERIS. | +2.70 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | ;] | +1.29 | 93 | 54 |
| #4 | Shady ♚ | +0.96 | 84 | 47 |
| #5 | Koopa | -0.02 | 39 | 62 |





