








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3007 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2152 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1929 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1180 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,047 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Charels | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | 免费的投影机 | 54% | 126 |
| #3 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 54% | 99 |
| #4 | griddy hitter 9000 | 50% | 20 |
| #5 | C-mes | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | C-mes | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | Allock | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | xsibord | 44% | 59 |
| #8 | Virginia Beach | 42% | 26 |
| #9 | Framton Nuttel | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 免费的投影机 | 25 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 11 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Virginia Beach | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | xsibord | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Framton Nuttel | 3 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 免费的投影机 | 783 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | DoggoneAtom2568 | 333 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | xsibord | 100 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Charels | 80 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | C-mes | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kek | +2.35 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | DoggoneAtom2568 | +1.90 | 64 | 74 |
| #3 | 免费的投影机 | +1.35 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | Framton Nuttel | -0.84 | 74 | 49 |
| #5 | griddy hitter 9000 | -1.89 | 80 | 31 |





