








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5926 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4464 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2535 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4394 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,221 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omoo | 83% | 30 |
| #2 | mac | 74% | 50 |
| #3 | ԼøςТ doggo님 | 69% | 36 |
| #4 | odb | 68% | 25 |
| #5 | IInferno | 68% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mac | 16 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Kado | 12 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | enne:3 | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | ADK | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | omoo | 2 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omoo | +4.85 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | osama rizzladen | +4.79 | 88 | 74 |
| #3 | mac | +1.37 | 74 | 78 |
| #4 | Kado | +1.27 | 59 | 57 |
| #5 | ADK | +1.14 | 77 | 64 |





