








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1724 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1387 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1084 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1404 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,132 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhyza | 78% | 18 |
| #2 | Geo - stratbox.app | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | Nuori Hosuja | 73% | 15 |
| #4 | Vilda | 73% | 11 |
| #5 | AliBond | 72% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 70% | 27 |
| #8 | sLy | 64% | 14 |
| #9 | PapaP | 57% | 7 |
| #10 | Nazz | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | shields | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AliBond | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Geo - stratbox.app | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | shields | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | godkU | 123 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | PeNguiN5 - stratbase.app | 117 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | AliBond | 108 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nazz | 82 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rhyza | 80 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sLy | +2.36 | 85 | 39 |
| #2 | AliBond | +2.15 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Rhyza | +1.74 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | PapaP | +1.28 | 75 | 68 |
| #5 | Nazz | +1.20 | 86 | 56 |





