








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 151 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2765 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,604 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1065 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2107 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 981 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1451 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,992 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1036 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GroBoulard | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | ★TaPz | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | N0kizzz | 62% | 47 |
| #4 | ZEYYNNNN | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | DwayneCalzon | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | N0kizzz | 62% | 47 |
| #4 | ZEYYNNNN | 54% | 28 |
| #5 | DwayneCalzon | 52% | 27 |
| #6 | ekomz. | 47% | 17 |
| #7 | SaPanique | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0kizzz | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | SaPanique | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | DwayneCalzon | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZEYYNNNN | 105 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | N0kizzz | 95 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | SaPanique | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | GroBoulard | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | DwayneCalzon | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N0kizzz | +4.56 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | GroBoulard | +3.29 | 92 | 68 |
| #3 | ★TaPz | +3.12 | 88 | 51 |
| #4 | ZEYYNNNN | +1.17 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | SaPanique | +1.09 | 64 | 65 |





