








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5076 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3891 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1882 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4003 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,752,864 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paisley | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | Matte | 68% | 34 |
| #3 | ► r1LLEEEE | 66% | 47 |
| #4 | hawaiiskjorta | 53% | 101 |
| #5 | K-É | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foy | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | pp | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | K-É | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | hawaiiskjorta | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | ► r1LLEEEE | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-É | 240 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | pp | 216 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Foy | 195 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | hawaiiskjorta | 183 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | ► r1LLEEEE | 164 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paisley | +4.07 | 76 | 78 |
| #2 | cprp | +2.99 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Foy | +2.08 | 83 | 54 |
| #4 | Matte | +1.17 | 61 | 70 |
| #5 | ► r1LLEEEE | +0.42 | 61 | 72 |





