








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3435 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2538 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4549 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4897 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,525,681 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | OlssonJohan | 42% | 83 |
| #9 | ► r1LLEEEE | 42% | 31 |
| #10 | hawaiiskjorta | 42% | 48 |
| #11 | Matte | 38% | 78 |
| #12 | Smulan | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OlssonJohan | 17 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Foy | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | pp | 7 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Matte | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | ► r1LLEEEE | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matte | +3.50 | 68 | 76 |
| #2 | Foy | +3.41 | 84 | 57 |
| #3 | cprp | +3.25 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | ► r1LLEEEE | +0.98 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | OlssonJohan | +0.72 | 66 | 44 |





